The comic from the USA
Dream ticket for a Saturday
Saw an add for a day-glo skeleton
Hey Dad had a go about getting them


You never there when I needed you
You never lent me a hand or 2
And when you did you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode was


I never really saw the apes
Just said I did to save my face
Not impressed with my watch radio
Weights a tonne and it ain't stereo


I never cried when Elvis died
Told you I did but hey I lied
Bought into X ray vision
Then music, sex, religion


You never there when I needed you
You never lent me a hand or 2
And when you did you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode was
You didn't even know what a zipcode was
You didn't even know what a zipcode was